1) Dear Mr MP,
My name is Mr. Gobbledygook and I am campaigning for better pay to dairy farmers, before you read on you should read these points.....
2) This deadly disease is caused by lack of calcium and vitamin D.
3) All children now days are very hyper, this is because of the milk they drink.
4) You need calcium and vitamins so why no try the new and improved Milkamillion!!!!!!! NOW ;)
5) To pasteurise or not to pasteurise that is the question!
6) 10th April 2010
When I stopped at 221b Baker street Sherlock Holmes ran into me so I spilled the milk!
7) Are you a killer? No? Then why do you kill animals for medicine and food?
1. A letter to your local MP arguing for better pay and conditions for Dairy Farmers.
ReplyDelete2. An investigation for a history magazine into the history of rickets.
3. An article for a school magazine on the dangers of hidden sugars.
4. Milk Marketing Board
5. Scientific article
6. Diary of a milkman
7. Animal Rights
Comment: It was easy to guess most of them (I hope!). The variation of your writing style to suit the circumstance is used without fail.